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Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
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Saturday, 13 March 2010

"This time baby...I'll be bullet....proof!"

I finished work late on Saturday night.I keep wanting to stay on at work longer for some reason.Jim who works night shift on Saturdays with me had to tell me to go home.lol he said...we had the same argument last week...I then had to stick around for another hour coz there wouldn't be a bus until 11.50pm.I went to the bus stop...and this time,I managed to resist the urge to talk to strangers at the bus stop....lol my cousin calls it "bus stop syndrome"...so,I decided to go across the road and take some money out to get something to eat.I was worried that someone would mug me or something so I had caught a glimpse of a figure approaching me from my side...I got a pleasant surprise when it was a woman in heels with gorgeous
blonde hair and pretty blue eyes behind a bright pink opera type mask staring at me she said.I am so sorry but I would like to ask you for your ATM bill (I always thought that thing that comes out after you take out your cash was known universally as an ATM receipt...but then again,I am in New Zealand) I just stared her in a "are you crazy?woman?" kind of way but from where I was standing,she definitely had nothing to be sorry about lol...I was soon asking what all this racket was about.she politely explained that it is called a scavenger hunt part of a Radio Promotion called ZM's Single Girls Scavenger Hunt."ZM's Single Girls Scavenger Hunt ->Wedding gowns are not encouraged... but corsets, lingerie, or ANYTHING lacey is sweet :)

There's $4,000 CASH up for grabs for the winning teams in Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch!"

Hmm...worth getting all laced up and asking strangers for their ATM Receipts...lol I would say :P while I was just being a joker and acting clueless..and dumb like I had no idea what was going on (I'd heard about this from a workmate the day before...but I wanted to be cruel for once lol) Her friend (what a friend indeed!) quickly came to her defence and said: This is a list here,just so you can see it is all legit,they were 4 of them in total..the leggy blonde seemed to be the leader of the pack hehe...she was hot :P okk....I admit I was dazzled by the almost perfect combination of lace and legs and the mask did give her an aura of mystery ;) I gave her my ATM receipt because I was feeling bulletproof on this particular night....I wasn't broke lol...She said "I don't even have to look at it" being a guy,you'd worry if a woman said this to you in another context lol...I was thinking,go ahead I have money this time lol but she had left me temporarily speechless at this point....the girls were all talking amongst themselves...eyeballing me lol the leader of their scavenger pack signaled for them to move out by saying...thank you so much for helping me out or something like that and she said enjoy your evening...with a huge smile of satisfaction on her face...wasn't sure if that was from checking off on her list or...uhm..something else...as they walked away...I could just hear the laughter LOL! CRAAAYYYZZZAAAY! so much for NOT talking to strangers at the bus stop :P

I had an AWESOME week...killer weekend so...I've been listening to La Roux. Love her song "bulletproof" and "I'm going in for the kill" is it me or is there really something sexy about bullets and killing people? lol

Here are some pics I took over the weekend...enjoy :)



My nails were getting too long...I noticed that I have girly looking hands when my nails are long :P
The Dutch Shop in Petone, this place is so Euro....pretty cool! What have windmills got to do with the Dutch?
This is the kitchen where I currently live...I cooked chicken stir fry for my family here...they loved it...compliments to the cook (I don't expect any kisses yet lol)I may know how to cook but I still love to get Mac Dee's :) lol by far,this is what I want to use in order to keep my weight at normal levels. I read somewhere that calorie counts for meals at the "M" is really high..read the nutrition info and seems to confirm this.

Sunday, 26 October 2008

How to fall in love with someone in 3 days!! Part 2

Thanks for the comments guys...and uhm..anonymous...girl ;) lol....I got a call from my old boss (great guy!) he wanted me to come back and work with him..I mean FOR him...he really respects me and trusts me. I don't think I could ever feel so comfortable and secure working for anyone else. I've been so happy lately even though things haven't really gone the way that I've planned...my week has been full of wonderful little things that adds up to make my life so crappy but beautiful at the same time :) you just gotta love your crappy life! lol

Here is the day 2 part...I'm calling it-

The things that matter:

I don't usually ask for phone numbers but yeah....I do realize that once you HAVE a hot girls' phone number...uhm YOU CALL IT! lol...I was nervous about calling this woman that has by now, entered every good part of my my mind! I call her to hear her now very familiar voice...it gave me comfort and pleasure just to hear her breathe.....but of cos, I tried to hide my excitement by acting like this was an everyday thing....yep yep, I meet hot girls at the bus stop,take them to work,get their number and call them...everyday..lol! I wish :P
Well, there we were still talking about how we met! How everything in our lives were just going wrong,how we felt we were just falling apart....how we were just looking for something deeper,something more fulfilling....something that can make us happy.....We sort of skipped the small talk....at this point I didn't even know her second name....coz I didn't even feel that it mattered. I found out her age....she is 17 years old (freaked me out a bit) yeah, I'm going out with a 17 year old....MOM! yeah, I'd totally break my poor mom's heart if I told her about Ayla-Janes age! But, did I care? nope...that was the dangerous thing with how we felt about each other, NOTHING ELSE SEEMED TO MATTER! -this....to me,seems a little nuts! I always care...I always pay attention to the people around me...hmm...Anyway,we talked about our crazy one-in-a-million collision with each other, how I only just moved back in with my sister and I usually just walk to school and I wouldn't be in the city if not for that fact and how she was just assigned to work at the Saint Lukes Mall only that day! how we found each other, what our ideals were in terms of a partner. Then we start really KNOWING each other, we talk about things and we realize we know that we both feel the exact same thing about whatever we talked about. We talked about each other and we just knew we loved each other.....then I just told her, that I wanted to kiss her back at the mall, and she said she knew and she wanted me to kiss her too! :D that was the most amazing thing to hear.....I felt relief and such crazy butterflies! I asked her if she trusted me and she said YES and she asked me the same and I said YES (sounds like a wedding to me :P) then the rest was a blur and I just knew I found my soulmate....the one person in the world that really gets ME! and I know that I get her too....we just click....we click,snap and lock-trademark..lol :)
I felt that feeling you get when you meet an old friend that you  haven't seen in ages! I felt like I've known her all my life....but at the same time, I was scared at how this was all going.....by the way, while this was happening I had no real sense of time....I spoke to her until late into the night then we said that we had to go (again...that was bullshit,we could talk forever!...and a day :) we talked about things that made us feel happy and things that made us feel insecure...it was like a deeper level of the first day we met. We fell asleep..I think she went out first...but yeah, we left our phones on and fell asleep....I was awakened by her alarm in the morning :) I would have loved to spend a night just sleeping with her.....I was wishing for this so much! I felt such a need to be with her that I was thinking of the many ways to get to Albany. She woke up and said: hi babe! :) it was the sweetest most delicious thing I've ever heard.......what a way to start your day :) She got ready for work......did her makeup, did her hair -put me on speaker..lol got dressed......I just felt so connected to her, I felt so great with her....she made me feel on top of the world!

I talked to her as she walked to work......then she said again..I really have to go.....then she was late to work again...silly gal :P 

Everything happened so fast....I'm a little hazy on the details...I'll need to talk to her and find out.....she writes too...so I hope she wrote something....coz I was too high on life to remember the details..lol 

anyway these pics are from my great week in Auckland City :)

This guy was sooo cool :) he was like a statue and he played the part so well :) I didn't have much cash on me though....but i gave him all the coins I had :) he deserves it...
Shiver me timbers! lol...he had an ipod playing piraty music.....loved it :)
This was a rare sight...a white pidgeon....maybe he flew into some white paint?? hmm...I just thought this isn't something you'd see everyday...so here is whitey for ya ;)
Auckland City is really beautiful.......it makes me feel so small though :P

* I may need to confirm some of the details in my story with her....so uhm...yeah for the above story...it was something like that :P

Wednesday, 6 August 2008

"I don't know,what do you wanna do?, I don't know,whatever you wanna do?,I don't know...."

Despite the "I don't know,what do you wanna do?, I don't know,whatever you wanna do?,I don't know....", part my date went really well :) my sis offered to drop me off and stake her out :P but that all went to the crapper when I met her...I was so intensely blown away by her...she was dressed up really "lightly" that night...I found that ironic because she asked me to wear something warm...coz the weather in the South is cold..hehe, she looked great and I just stood there like an idiot.lol. All I could say was...uhm...meet my sister and I pointed to them hiding out in the car to see what she looked like...oh yeah and my sister later told me "I like this one,she isn't like one of those other tramps" :O I was a little shocked,but fair enough,I know she doesn't like my other friends, and she doesn't have to :P

...well, we went to watch "Get Smart" :) - this was my choice,I think? she kept asking me..so what do you wanna watch?? then I say, oh I don't know what do you wanna watch?? (only fair coz she was paying for the whole thing!) aaaah you can't have a first date without being undecided! :P anyway it was an awesome movie...with classic lines from the show! I really had a good laugh...but I made one teeny weeny mistake, I didn't get the hint when it was dropped (or so she thought I didn't :P) When we got back to the car she said she wanted to hold my hand...and perhaps she was a little disappointed that I didn't but I wanted to hold her hand too but....I didn't want to do anything that would make her feel uncomfortable....we almost argued about the whole thing and in the end we did hold hands....in her car....after the movie! :P what a strange date! hehehe....anyway,I knew she was dropping the hint but I didn't do it and that kinda sucked,I just didn't feel like it :( ...my sister wanted me to have fun and so did all my friends, and I just acted like a stone wall, I'm not surprised if she doesn't want to ever see me anymore :P

So after that,I decided to turn things around by being all into it....so we went for "Wendy's" and she paid for everything,I did protest to her generosity but to no avail...I like her independence, it is truly something I want in a woman, she put on some music to get us in the mood and then....we kept talking about kissing until we eventually did kiss :P I was so nervous,we then talked some more about our little age difference..she is 26 going on 27...and I'm 24 but I didn't care, I liked her and we did have great conversation and she was funny and I was funnier :P After talking so much,she was tired or so I thought....she takes me home (yes she drives me...there is something so wrong with this picture :P) Its pouring, coz there has been a storm passing through and so I stay in the car and we start talking again....then I kiss her goodbye, and then, I kiss her goodbye again...then it was totally crazy! BUT yes, BUT, it stopped there coz....she said she wouldn't go any further! which was of cos...great news for me...but I wanted to test her ;) hehehee.....and I can say she passed my test :) She left and I went to my room and just lay there thinking about everything...it all felt like a dream! It was nice...so yep,it was cool.

so that was it...end of date:) If I had to rate it using 5 stars....I'd give it 4 and a half stars :)...and I can honestly say its THE BEST DATE EVER! since it was my only date :P ...now I'm back here in my room in da city....just typing out my blog...but it was so lifeless back at my sisters place....with something that my South African friend likes to call "internetlessness" WoW! I hope thats an actual word :P I went all low tech using my Nokia 3220 to post a comment on my friends blog ...nice :)

back to class tomorrow! yuck :(