"sweet dreams are made of cheese :P"

Again with the weird dreams.....I went to bed last night after some dramatic turn of events that I will unravel later because it is ongoing and I will write about it after the fact. I woke up this morning with a very strange dream (which has been a usual thing for me here except I usually don’t remember)I dreamt that I went back home and I was at my favorite pizza place (Pizza King)where I usually get together with friends to have a few drinks. This time it was different,I had someone there to greet me -I met this girl before I left home to come here to NZ,my last night out with my friends and family and Although I had only met this girl once before, when we met on this particular night,I was a little tipsy and so I went over to say hi,then she hugged me and kissed me....right on the corner of my mouth (I was going for the cheeks :P) but I didn't realize I had been kissed until I got back to my cousins and found out that I had her saliva on my lips...kinda eeew but it was actually nice,yummy :P now that I think about it :P maybe coz the booze was working....lol Anyway,I got news from my friend that this girl was pregnant!!!
okay now back to my dream: SOOOOO! in my dream she was pregnant and she greeted me with so much emotion the way a wife does to a husband who comes home from the war (we'll get to the war later) Anyhoo,I greet her the same way and I'm somehow so happy to see her again....I feel like the baby is mine! (hmmm...now I am worried that kiss alone was enough to set off some chemical combustion in her body and impregnate her :P) She is a girl who likes to have fun....and she is very outgoing and we're both in the same field of work. She is an IT graduate and her job is more technical....how the hell do I know all this?? And why do I keep thinking about her and even dreaming about her….oh man! :P Maybe I really am the father of the child. Anyway back to my dream: she said it was a boy!! Her tummy was huge….I touched it..hehehe…that was fun :) -This dream is so freaky,that if I do find out it is a boy.....I'll definitely ask her to name him after me :)
well, anyway back to my dream...I meet her and then we start talking and stuff and she kisses me(on the cheek this time....thank you!) and says goodbye then my dream somehow ends up in the shower :Plol.....no ordinary shower,a temporary shower that had been setup in a world war setting....I wouldn't go to war in real life though but in my dream...there I am taking a shower in one of those tents like the ones in M*A*S*H and I get dressed in my soldier uniform complete with boots and everything except A GUN!! what the hell man? At least give me a gun! And everyone is screaming to me in Russian (I really don’t know how I can dream up a whole language!!)....I go out with all the other soldiers and they have guns-how unfair :( I'm on top of this valley and there is a ditch on the other side and a barbed wire fence separating the two sides....and it was dead silent....everyone is crawling and I wonder why...so I stand up-coz my elbows were killing me :P .....then I hear gunfire....and on my right there were a group of kids...right there in the middle of the this crossfire!I yell at them to come back (all the while laying low and hiding-great I'm a scaredy cat in this dream,why can't I be a hero when it matters the most??The kids make it back without a scratch even though the guys on the otherside (dressed with Nazi style suits-although,I somehow thought of them as Dutch)opened fire spraying perhaps thousands of bullets that miraculously managed NOT to hit any of the kids....and on my RUSSIAN side (yes I am Russian in this dream,unfortunately....which is much worse than being a scaredy cat :P) the other heroic looking soldier just a few feet away from me has he “Rambo” face on,and shouts "OPEN FIRE!!" in ENGLISH...which was surprising since he was Russian.
Confused???? don't be welcome to my dreamworld....hehe....Everyone charges through that barbed wire fence as if it was never there :P (without feeling any pain...yeah I joined them this time,following helplessly to my doom....coz I can't seem to get my hero on :P) the last thing I see is a mean dutch soldier…..shooting at me :(
I then wake up.....asking myself what the HELL was that??? from pregnant woman to war.... I have had crazy dreams before but this was really crazy, although I enjoyed it…the horror of war was nothing compared to the horror of finding out you fathered a baby! BTW…I know I didn’t sleep with her so I am safe…but it still scares me (hmmm….maybe that’s why I’m a scaredy cat in my dream??)

My analysis for this one is......
For the pregnant chic back home……I only just heard about her getting pregnant from a friend and because I was only with her that night before she found out, I guess that’s why I am dreaming the whole thing up. I am attracted to her outgoing personality and she is superfun :) but I don’t want to have her children…..lol
For the bathroom thing, I have been bathing in my sisters bathroom and she is always reminding me to close the shower curtains….maybe she is still reminding me in my dreams-“close the shower curtains or the world will see you in the bathroom :P….lol
For the fact of having no weapons…and the war scene, I think that is because I am in new territory, I need to conquer this place and establish myself in order to succeed in this new world. As for the fact of being Russian-my lecturer is a Russian, he sometimes speaks Russian to us and maybe that’s where I picked up the lingo….as for the enemy soldiers being Dutch….the word Dutch is one letter short of the word “Ditch”….this and the fact that I watched the Russians humiliate the Dutch soccer team….preventing them from making the finals this season…those sad orange players….I feel their pain. It is even worse to find out that the Russian coach is in fact Dutch….aww man…the treachery!
What can I learn from this dream???
1.Don’t let M***** kiss you unless you are sure she won’t get pregnant :P
2. CLOSE THE SHOWER CURTAINS! When you’re in the bathroom :P
3. Don’t ignore your friend when it is the 18th or else you’ll be thinking Dutch :P
Doei! Lol..

Yes...you're on the right page :)

I thought that this would look better than my sissy color pink :P

"Deceit is not Jamaican for "the chair" :P

Injection time


I got a freaky surprise today when I went to get my injection. There was a young girl or should I say woman, who had some sort of freak allergy to antibiotics that was administered to her while she was in the next room.I was waiting for my injection and I sorta got a peek (sorry pulling out my camera and snapping up shots at this time is too paparazzi for me...:P) and I saw the whole pregnant woman kit, you know legs spread, and sheet over the front area, yeah...and so I thought she was pregnant and but I found out I was very wrong when I overheard the nurse say loudly "yes we need an ambulance, she had an allergic reaction to the antibiotics.....she needs to get that Gonorrhea treated right away." OOooopS there goes patient confidentiality :P I was shocked and scared coz it was like a scene from ER or Grey's Anatomy, GO GO GO! the ambulance made it in record time 8minutes, on a priority level of 1(at least thats what I overheard) She was so young and she was beautiful...I just breathed a sigh of relief and hoped that she'd be okay. I also started thinking of how this is probably happening with many more young teens who are screwing around. A google search gave me some insight on Neisseria gonorrhœae the pretty little lady's newfound bodily pest-the bacteria that causes the condition. It is soooo icky! so for guys reading this...if your nut sacks are swollen...you probably got the Gonz! :O See a doctor ASAP!




I don't have any reason to worry about having Gonorrhea but I did feel her regret...one night of fun and this is what she gets...at that very moment, all I could hear was my mothers advice.....I thank her so much for keeping me safe all this years.

Death to the pussy!


I found saw this dead cat on my way up the overhead pass at the train station....it freaked the hell out of me so much that I decided to take a closer look.

It was so eerie just lying there......with so much sadness in its dead eyes..yes, dead things can still portray feeling and personality....

This was probably his nineth life :( poor pussy cat! Gatita.....Cato?

Cats ya laters! :P

"to be-bo or not to bebo" :P

Bebo is a huge social networking site that is soooo popular that I have seen people at the netcafe that i work in....just sit there for hours staring or checking other peoples profiles.....I am honestly, not fascinated by this since I had an account and I deleted it. I don't consider myself to be an onliner....someone who lives his life online and forgets that you don't make real

1.money online, your bills are not paid with WoW gold silly! :P

2. friends online (this is always challenged by onliners...,you can't unless u meet them in real life)

3.love online, again....challenge me on this one :P

Well, I guess I shouldn't say much becoz my life is being posted online.lol. BUT,I guess we all get carried away sometimes :P anyhoo, I was convinced that I needed to get one, my friends have all been saying...get a bebo account and I have been holding off for so long....I will however, dispose of it when I get back home...but for now, I'm be-ing bo-ld :P I still don't know what that word means or stands for..lol.

here

And this is a pic of my old bebo page :P

"never believe anything until it has been officially denied"

I am writing this on a train, I went shopping for a good mobile wireless solution last week and I was shocked by the pricing...so shocked that I wanted to go home just to use the internet! nah,not really,I'm just exaggerating.I ended up paying NZ$430,and $59 per month with a data usage limit of 1GB, peanuts compared to our unlimited plans back home.Well, actually it costs $429.99 but they don't have 1 cent coins over here. Another shocking fact!!:O

I am just starting to learn a few things about life here....this is a pattern I have noticed:
On trains:
1.you always try to sit on the next empty sit leaving one space.

2.Avoid sitting next to anyone ( some people take this to the extreme and stand up all the way!!).....

3.Never look anyone in the eye longer than 3 seconds.....when look at them in the eye more than 3 secs they will turn away (following the rule)

4.Always act cold by rubbing your hands blowing into them or putting them in your pocket even though you are from New Zealand and it is normal for you to experience these temperatures.

5.Don't talk to anyone unless they talk to you first ( I break this rule all the time...lol)

6.sleep if you are sleepy.....

7.check other people out but don't make it obvious,find friends whenever possible and be as loud as you can when discussing things like your social life...your recent visit to the doctor or how crappy and insensitive your boyfriend is!

I also noticed that the ladies here have class....they have style that surpasses anything I have seen back home.They will wear perfectly color matched outfits or plains.....with very cool hoodies and shoes....just because it is cool to be cold :P



New Zealand women are generally well formed, with natural curves, however, a great number of them are overweight and this seems to be common among young people. Another thing is smoking is seriously a major problem here. You can really see an American influence in this country. The trends, the lifestyles.......it makes me happy that most of the people I know back home are not buying into this world craze.

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met"

I haven't been writing coz I've been a little sick :( and busy....and my free time is so limited that I choose to go out and experience the outdoors....New Zealand is a beautiful place,I am not going to let all that beauty go to waste! :P I didn't think that many kiwis were interested in my blog but thanks for reminding me that there are people out there who actually read this stuff....this entry is dedicated to my special NZ reader B,thanks for being random...lol! aNYHoO I had an awesome funfilled week....here are some of the pics I didn't post coz I've been busy:)

A lovely day at the beach :)

After a great breakfast at uncle Macs place-with-the-burgers :P I went out to the beach to see what NZ has to offer......and this is what I found......

Okay, so they build stairs for you....coz they don't want you to tumble down the hill....NICE! :P
Yeah the sand is a wee bit darker....but it still gives you that "sand in your shoe" feeling!Well,true its not that glamorous.....and it doesn't look too romantic and "getaway-ish"........

especially when you compare it to this.......this is the ideal beach to go on that long romantic walks you've always dreamed of....mmmmm! BUT it still has beauty.....like everything else in this world :)

Back to school on the streets of AKL

I usually see this dog on my way to and from school......it is such a cute dog :) almost as cute as the owner :P She left her dog tied outside probably get give it a tan :P I just couldn't resist hassling the little shitsu (I believe thats what they call them) outa her/him.....I will have to get her name...the owner..not the dog...lol...what a cutie! the dog this time.....well....uhm...okay the owner too! grrrrrrrrrrrrr....woof woof!



My trip to school on this morning had a little more suspense and drama forced into it by this very intriguing lady on a wall:P ......I saw this advert...for a show,which I later stayed up to watch-kids don't watch this at home!....I thought the show was a little perverted and sick (but what isn't in todays entertainment industry) but I liked the concept of this ad. If you wait for the wind to blow...you can actually see up her skirt, this brings a realistic feeling of....hmmm...I'll wait until the wind blows just to see this ad.....and it really works,kept me up thursday nite to see what all the fuss was about! LOL...NICE ONE PRIMETV! hats off to yaz!



From ads of ladies with their skirts up to ladies that will pull their skirts up just so you can find out whats underneath :P I went to westfield to find a product (and ended up walking away with only chewing gum:) These lovely European ladies were on tour and I guess Westfield Mall(they're such commercialists!) decided to put on a free show to draw in the masses....and boy did it draw them in! I'm sorry, I can't help it....I'm just a sucker for hot,blonde, Euro-ladies who lift up their skirts for entertainment :P lol.....it was a great show though.....only coz they had undergarments....who knows...maybe it would have been better without undergarments? I found them to be very acrobatic.....talented. I'd love to travel to Europe...maybe next year.

okay...still a lot more pics to go.....but I gotta grab some breakfast.....hope u enjoy reading this one!
...I wonder what will happen next week???